- books to, like, ATTEMPT to read this summer
- shooting for the birthday wish moon so that even if i miss i land among the birthday wish stars
- late night birdposting (i have insomnia)
- sodas of yore: strange drinkables from new york in 1915
- early may sights so far
- is "booktok slop" just today's pulp fiction?
- western tanager sightings
- animals i imagine st. francis fighting back vomit to accept as creatures of our god and king
- being "one of the good ones"
- rufous-crowned sparrows?
- why does the algorithm think so? a guessing game
- two-sentence fragrance reviews, part the fourth (juliette has a gun special)
- big ups to hungary
- some methods of divination that don't require cards or entrails
- MOURNING CLOAKS
- remember when hatsune miku was on letterman?
- lipstick + recession indicators
- good riddance to the tridactyl mummies + birds i can't find
- bring more books on vacation
- to palm springs
- what's the oldest english you can read
- proust questionnaire
- his funeral
- arbitrarily ranking every paper mario 1 boss
- things seen on a hike today
- grab bag of free browser games
- the feeling of dread before clicking on new gorillaz + my personal favorite tracks
- death videos i've seen lately
- some amateur natural history
- vaporwave (the treachery of images, or whatever)
- dual lye olive oil soap
- visit to the tidepools
- things i wanna leave back in 2025
- rating every 2026 color of the year i could find
- two-sentence fragrance reviews, part threeeEEEEEE
- a guide to every wretched book club in your area
- the best autumn nail colors to make you wish autumn would fuck off and die already
- two-sentence fragrance reviews, part deux
- the shortest autumn
- boring books and the people who write them (a response to neo-passéism, which he will never read, thank god)
- shower drinks + whither a thesis?
- just like old times, but not really
- words the british think i don't know (and need explained to me)
- the woman and the psychiatrist + the abject
- peacock non-sighting
- rating fruit by how enjoyable they are to watercolor and also eat
- fragrance sample grab bag + two-sentence reviews
- rolling stone + billionaire disease + the summer hikaru died