the rosanna greenstreet questionnaire (fill out your own)
weather: ☀️ melting
critters: fuck going outside today, honestly
the proust questionnaire was floating around bearblog some months ago--let's do the rosanna greenstreet one from the guardian
what is your idea of perfect happiness?
a day at the beach and a night at the club
what is your greatest fear?
being worthless
with which historical figure do you most identify?
unfortunately i'm my own creature with little historical precedent and few models to follow
which living person do you most admire?
the people in my field who keep working for knowledge and humanity even though our government is attempting to drive them to suicide
what is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
timidity
what vehicles do you own?
no vehicle is technically mine, but soon i will have a tetanus chariot of my very own
what is your greatest extravagance?
fragrance
what objects do you always carry with you?
wallet, pressed powder, SPF, lip balm
what makes you most depressed?
actual answer: the climate. silly answer: having unwashed hair
what do you most dislike about your appearance?
waist not snatched enough
what is your most unappealing habit?
picking my ears. feels amazing, might be dangerous, looks uuuuuglyyyyy
what is your favorite word?
currently, 'oracular'
what is your favorite journey?
pacific coast highway, but there are several i want to try before i die, like the camino de santiago or that one path around cornwall
what or who is the greatest love of your life?
S
which living person do you most despise?
with such a bumper crop of despicable people lately, i can't pick just one
what do you consider the most overrated virtue?
rising and grinding
on what occasions do you lie?
doctors' appointments
which words or phrases do you most overuse?
definitely 'like'...i also say 'not a believer' when i don't like something, which is a tic i think i adopted from vitamin C (the musician)
when and where were you happiest?
sleeping on a deserted beach with S in 2015
what single thing would improve the quality of your life?
a sugar daddy
which talent would you most like to have?
playing the kithara
what would your motto be?
i adore sundial mottos. any of those will do
how would you like to die?
romantically (stabbed by S), mysteriously (obscure occult incident), memorably (grotesque but instantaneous), or sexily (stabbed by S???)
how would you like to be remembered?
posthumously