why can't GRRM finish the winds of winter? an incomplete list
weather: ☀️ h o t
critters: seagulls
martin can't finish the winds of winter, he's...
washing his hair
facedown, getting a hot stone massage
studying for the bar
at the comic store picking up the witchblade compendium
watching the game. shh!
in a giant hamster ball
conducting the new york philharmonic orchestra's performance of the firebird
smoking weed behind the bleachers
navigating a nuclear submarine to a classified location
on the moon
running down a hill chasing a gigantic wheel of cheese
absolutely drenched
crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war
out playing. he'll head back here when the streetlights come on
in the middle of an any% speedrun of the iOS version of rayman 2
fighting for his life in the gladiator pits of zorlok-7
on the porch, having a mysterious telephone conversation
getting lip fillers
applying for a part-time job at the last remaining radioshack
weeping
trapped in a future ruled by aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness
not in right now, may i take a message?
turning and turning in a widening gyre
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