a nonexhaustive inventory of who turned me gay
weather: ☀️ pool time
critters: grackles gracklin'
at this, the hour of pride month's twilight, a brief list in no particular order of fictional guys i like to blame for extrinsically turning me gay
you know old bruce wayne from batman beyond...?
ganondorf from multiple zelda titles, which has unfortunately caused me to spend decades wishing he'd ever again have the depth of characterization they randomly threw into wind waker
older link from ocarina of time. i know it's basic, but i was seven, leave me be
my favorite ninja turtle, casey jones
i can't tell if i was gay for mozenrath (aladdin TV series) or just strongly identified with his melodrama and self-absorption
optimus prime reading a list of shampoo ingredients would have me believing everything is gonna be alright and i can survive the coming trials
ace from the powerpuff girls and i'm not proud of it
relatedly, murdoc niccals, which i have previously mentioned and am also not proud of
and here's a deep cut for the real ones: lucas from cybersix. which still holds up btw