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MOURNING CLOAKS
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remember when hatsune miku was on letterman?
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lipstick + recession indicators
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good riddance to the tridactyl mummies + birds i can't find
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bring more books on vacation
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to palm springs
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what's the oldest english you can read
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proust questionnaire
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his funeral
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arbitrarily ranking every paper mario 1 boss
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things seen on a hike today
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grab bag of free browser games
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the feeling of dread before clicking on new gorillaz + my personal favorite tracks
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death videos i've seen lately
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some amateur natural history
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vaporwave (the treachery of images, or whatever)
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dual lye olive oil soap
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visit to the tidepools
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things i wanna leave back in 2025
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rating every 2026 color of the year i could find
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two-sentence fragrance reviews, part threeeEEEEEE
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a guide to every wretched book club in your area
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the best autumn nail colors to make you wish autumn would fuck off and die already
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two-sentence fragrance reviews, part deux
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the shortest autumn
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boring books and the people who write them (a response to neo-passéism, which he will never read, thank god)
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shower drinks + whither a thesis?
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just like old times, but not really
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words the british think i don't know (and need explained to me)
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the woman and the psychiatrist + the abject
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peacock non-sighting
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rating fruit by how enjoyable they are to watercolor and also eat
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fragrance sample grab bag + two-sentence reviews
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rolling stone + billionaire disease + the summer hikaru died